Sunday, September 30, 2012

Smoking Indonesian orangutan gives birth

Nothing To Do With Arbroath: Smoking Indonesian orangutan gives birth: An orangutan famous for puffing on cigarettes gave birth this week at an Indonesian zoo in a rare event giving a boon to the critically enda...

Welcome to the world - Gorilla birth at Durrell Wildlife Park

There are Two Kinds of People

lol - you can't kill this song!

work, work, work


ufc vs. gay porn


Yoga today


AaHHHhhhh


Hot Dog Express


Atheist!


Bridget Bardot


aww ain't that cute...


Lady Gaga




you spend 1/3rd of your life sleeping... Channel your Dreams


i'm serious


Saturday, September 29, 2012

Saturday night at midnight at a theater near you!

http://www.dangerousminds.net/comments/on_location_with_the_rocky_horror_picture_show_from_1975

Teenie Tiny Tattoo

great article on the Beatles' last film/concert

http://www.neatorama.com/2012/09/27/The-Beatles-Final-Film-iLet-It-Bei/#more

... Lies!

http://www.top100arena.com/news/666/top-10-lies-that-men-tell-women

All Men Are Liars

don't count on it ...Adam Carolla on Luck

signs





classic...


safety first!





just saying Hi


life lessons 101


why worry


The Physics of Spilled Coffee

The Physics of Spilled Coffee - ScienceNOW

i love the rain


taxi!


beatnik slang

26 Beatnik Slang Words and Phrases We Should All Start Using - Mental Floss


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Plenty of phrases from the first self-described hipster generation have lasted into modern conversation: people still get bent out of shape, annoying people bug us and muscular guys are still built, just to scan the b-words. Here are 26 words and phrases that don’t get much use today, but are worth sneaking into conversation.
1. A shape in a drape
A well-dressed person. “Usually she just wears jeans, but she sure is a shape in a drape in that dress.”
2. Bright disease
To know too much. “He has bright disease. Make sure he doesn’t rat us out.”
3. Claws sharp
Being well-informed on a number of subjects. “Reading Mental Floss keeps your claws sharp.”
4. Dixie fried
Drunk. “It’s Friday and the eagle flies tonight. Let’s go get dixie fried.”
5. Everything plus
Better than good-looking. “He wasn’t just built, he was everything plus.”
6. Focus your audio
Listen carefully. “Shut your trap and focus your audio. This is important.”
7. Gin mill cowboy
A bar regular. (A gin mill is a bar.) “Cliff Clavin was the _flossiest gin mill cowboy of all time.”
8. Hanging paper
Paying with forged checks. “I hope that chick who stole my purse last week goes to jail for hanging paper.”
9. Interviewing your brains
Thinking. “I can see you’re interviewing your brains, so I’ll leave you alone.”
10. Jungled up
Having a place to live, or specific living arrangements. “All I know is that he’s jungled up with that guy he met at the gin mill last month.”
11. Know your groceries
To be aware, or to do things well. (Similar to Douglas Adams’ “know where your towel is.”) “You can’t give a TED Talk on something unless you really know your groceries.”
12. Lead sled
A car, specifically one that would now be considered a classic model. “His parents gave him their old lead sled for his sixteenth birthday.”
13. Mason-Dixon line
Anywhere out of bounds, especially regarding personal space. “Keep your hands above the Mason-Dixon line, thanks.”
14. Noodle it out
Think it through. “You don’t have to make a decision right now. Noodle it out and call me back.”
15. Off the cob
Corny. “Okay, some of this old Beat slang is kinda off the cob.”
16. Pearl diver
A person who washes dishes. “I’m just a pearl diver at a greasy spoon, but it’s a job.”
17. Quail hunting
Picking up chicks. “I’m going quail hunting and you’re my wingman.”
18. Red onion
A hole in the wall; a really crappy bar. “I thought we were going somewhere nice but he just took me to the red onion on the corner.”
19. Slated for crashville
Out of control. “That girl’s been in college for five minutes and is already slated for crashville.”
20. Threw babies out of the balcony
A big success; interchangeable with “went down a storm.” “I was afraid the party would suck, but it threw babies out of the balcony.”
21. Used-to-be
An ex, a person you used to date. “I ran into my used-to-be in Kroger’s and I looked terrible.”
22. Varicose alley
The runway in a strip club. “Stay in school or you’ll be strutting varicose alley, girls.”
23. Ways like a mowing machine
An agricultural metaphor for impressive sexual technique, from the song “She’s a Hum Dinger” by Buddy Jones. “She’s long, she’s tall / She’s a handsome queen / She’s got ways like a mowing machine.” (Let us know if any of you ever successfully pull this one off in conversation.)
24. X-ray eyes
To understand something, to see through confusion. “That guy is so smart. He’s got x-ray eyes.”
25. Yard
A thousand dollars. “Yeah, it’s nice, but rent is half a yard a week. Let’s jungle up somewhere else.”
26. Zonk on the head
A bad thing. “It stormed all night and we lost power, but the real zonk on the head was when hail broke the bedroom window.”
These were collected from Straight From the Fridge, Dad: A Dictionary of Hipster Slang by Max Décharné and A Historical Dictionary of American Slang. The first is exceptional in its completeness and worth purchasing if you love dictionaries, and the second is free online and easily searchable. Try them both!
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Friday, September 28, 2012

coool


good ol Nudie - King of the Rhinestone Cowboys

http://www.collectorsweekly.com/articles/meet-the-man-who-made-cowboys-love-rhinestones/

the Doctor is IN


would you recognize a completely symmetrical face?

http://www.fastcodesign.com/1670852/would-you-recognize-yourself-with-a-completely-symmetrical-face#1

I swear that cat is trying to mess with my head!


pick your poison


psychology of color... so they say

http://editorial.designtaxi.com/news-info250912/1.jpg

break time!


7 things to get you through the Porkocalyose

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/25/porkocalypse-bacon-shortage_n_1913698.html

Cuz you Deserve it!

50 hottest pics of girls flipping you off


http://www.ranker.com/list/the-50-hottest-pictures-of-girls-flipping-you-off/greg

Glamour Shots



you never know...


everybody's got a story...